孩子，当你出生的时候，天朝的网民轻声唤出了你的名字——绿坝娘。
My girl... the day you were born, the very netizen of HeavenDynasty whispered the name..."GreenDam".
孩子，我骄傲地看着你一天天长大，成为河蟹的化身。
My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of harmonious.
你要记住，我们一直都是以封杀与屏蔽统治这个国家。
Remember - our line has always ruled with force-out and masking.
我也相信你会谨慎地使用自己强大的力量。
And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power
但，真正的胜利，是无视你的子民脑中的智商。
But the truest victory, my son – is ignoring the IQ of your people.
总有一天，我的资金将抵达终点，而你，将会过期。
I tell you this, for when my funds have come to an end – you, shall be Expired.


Illus.LB.